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08/05/09 11:56 am CDT                                                                                                                Comments (2)
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I just had a really good idea for a band name. Check it out. “The Bad Samaritans” And we’ll do a song called something like “Lessons Learned” and the music video will just be the band standing around on the street watching old ladies having a hard time crossing it. We’re just standing there not helping at all, looking cool. Then later on we’re walking around and I find a wallet on the road and IT’S GOT $10 IN IT! So I go buy a sandwich with the $10 and then you see me eating the sandwich standing there next to the road not helping all these old ladies trying to cross it. But then, like, I pull out the wallet I found and pull out the I.D. in it and it’s my face on it. IT’S MY WALLET THAT I FOUND! And it turns out that I BOUGHT MYSELF THAT SANDWICH…. “Lessons Learned”…Right.
Then an old lady in an Escalade mows us all down.


  1. Yes. Yes. And Yes.

    Comment by Z — August 20, 2009 @ 10:00 am

  2. This is a good idea. For the world.

    Comment by Andrew S — September 24, 2009 @ 10:32 pm

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